JUST . . . STUFF IT!

October 14, 2008 Author: Wildlife_Heart

A customer hired me to customize a new curtain rod and valance over her bedroom patio doors.  She was working, so I had the key to her apartment.  When entering the bedroom, I noticed a three-foot stuffed Iguana on the foot of the bed.  I was thinking, “This woman is a little weird!”

While going in and out with my tools and step ladder, I became aware that the stuffed Iguana had disappeared.  My thoughts were, ” Oh my God, someone has entered the apartment while I was not looking and stolen some things.”

Excited and concerned, I called my customer and mentioned that I noticed the Iguana toy was missing.  She reassured me that no one would take Henry!  He always hides in the closet when strangers are around.  Henry was her pet! If you had living wildlife decor, wouldn’t you mention it to your repairman?  Henry made me so angry I wanted to stuff him! . . .  And her too, for that matter!


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